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Topic: The Never-Ending Always-Changing Off-Topic Thread (Read 7587 times) previous topic - next topic
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The Never-Ending Always-Changing Off-Topic Thread

I have decided, thanks to a topic on an old site, to start this topic.

This is just for plain fun chatting, no mods/themes/support here.

Just have fun, post anything about anything, within reason and be sure to follow the site rules. :)


Re: The Never-Ending Always-Changing Off-Topic Thread

Reply #2
Brought my notebook from my father's house to mine. Opened the case, took it out, left case open on bed.
Cat went into the room, as I was heading to talk to someone. When came back, this is what I found.




Re: The Never-Ending Always-Changing Off-Topic Thread

Reply #3

Bit of info for those fans of the old Road Runner cartoon:


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In the cartoon, ACME is eventually revealed as being “A Wholly-Owned Subsidiary of Roadrunner Corporation”, which of course indicates that Road Runner was in control of the company’s products. His position would then allow him to pass on all the faulty or untested goods to Wile. E. Coyote, thereby sabotaging his plan before it even was put into action.

Re: The Never-Ending Always-Changing Off-Topic Thread

Reply #4
Okay, so here it is here where I live:

A doggy shrink would make a fortune dealing with the nutty dog we have.
A kitty shrink, would take one look at our cat, and then leave and go see a shrink of their own.

Re: The Never-Ending Always-Changing Off-Topic Thread

Reply #5
Just took a test on a site.
Here's the results. Seems it hit me right on.... LOL

Kid

Based on your answers you have the mindset of a young kid. You live life in a carefree manner and see everything with a fresh mindset. You love to be creative and spend your days relaxing and doing whatever you like to do. However, you may have quick temper and are ignorant of some of the ways of the world.

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Reply #6
A friend and I had a funny moment in chat this morning: (Names changed, for privacy.)

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Me: hehehe... just busted a moron on my site, for using Google as his username.... LOL

Me: Sometimes, it's really fun dealing with idiots.

Them: :-D

Me: I tell it how I see it...   and  if they don't like it, they can hit Alt+F4 LOL

Me: hmmm... does Ubuntu have something like Alt+F4 to close a window/program?

Them: yep just tested it and gone goes my browser!

Me: ROFL! It goes to show you.... always test on something like notepad... :P

Them: lol yes, thankfully no mission critical browser windows were open :)

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Reply #7
 DeadMan thinks he may go blog a bit....



 DeadMan thinks otherwise, after looking at the time....

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Reply #8
All time question in Clash of Clans
I finally made the answer!

Question:
How does a dragon fit in the Clan Castle?

Answer:
He folds his wings, tucks tail between legs, bows head to ground, and kisses his dignity goodbye. :P

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Reply #9
Clash of Clans forum post.
Poster was asking why the wizard tower does not face the player, meaning the screen, like it used to. Seemed it was an earlier update, causes them to look away from the town hall.

However, he'd added some funny commentary:

Quote from: imstraycat
Such an UNGRATEFUL old @&#$%!

Hey you wizard tower!! Why you not facing me?

I upgraded you!!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Re: The Never-Ending Always-Changing Off-Topic Thread

Reply #10
Been bugging Burke with random stuff, it's fun, if you dodge incoming trouts ;D
Quote from: BeastMode

It's so powerful that on this post and even in the two PMs you sent me, you still answered my question very quickly and you're apologizing for the delay. You're the #1 support I've probably ever encountered man, so much respect for that. Thank you, and get better soon.

I'll keep this in my siggy for a while just to remind me that someone appreciated what I did while others didn't.
As people blamed me for being user-friendly feel free to PM me (I said feel free,not spam) ;)
♥ {Jess} ♥



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Reply #13

When I was about 6 years old, my Dad gave me a Commodore 64 as my first computer. Brings back a lot of memories, seeing that image.





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Reply #18
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cowboy had a very shiny gun,

And if you ever saw it, you would turn around and run!

Then one foggy Christmas eve, the Sheriff came to say,

“Rudolph with your gun so bright, won’t you shoot my wife tonight?”

 

Re: The Never-Ending Always-Changing Off-Topic Thread

Reply #19
Quote from: From Spock to Stonn, Star Trek: The Original Series, “Amok Time”
After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.